Saturday, January 2, 2010

PUG GONE WILD!





WARNING!!! THIS POST IS FOR MATURE READERS ONLY!!

Pancho, our troubled middle pug, is quite the character. He is obsessed with balls and playing fetch. No matter how tired he is or the time of day, if you say the word "ball" he immediately perks up, tilts his head, and goes on the quest to find a ball. He brings it to us and puts it down in front of us wanting someone to throw it so that he can fetch it and bring it back. This can go on for what seems like hours on end.

Pugs always want to sit on someone's lap. They are very affectionate dogs and always bring smiles and laughter with their antics.

The other night, Pancho was sitting on my lap as I was watching television. I had the remote in the chair with me and all of a sudden the television station changes to pay per view. And it wasn't just any pay per view...it was something about "naughty, hot teachers....." It seems that Pancho had changed the channel while he was sitting on my lap. The best part is that there was something in the description of the show that had the word "fetish" in it.

Now Pancho isn't the smartest of our pugs, but I think he might have gotten the word "fetish" confused with the word "fetch", hence his choice of what he wanted to watch that evening.....
I guess I am going to have to put "block this channel" on my remote now!! And I was rehearsing my "excuse" to Cox as to why I shouldn't have to pay for this additional $9.99 when and if it should appear on my bill. As teachers, we hear all kinds of excuses--like the dog ate my homework. Do you think Cox will believe that our pug ordered pay for view porn??????

Our pugs bring nonstop entertainment to our lives. What would we do without pets in our lives, even naughty pugs who want to watch PUGNOGRAPHY??




11 remarks:

velvet brick said...

LOL!!! Poncho - the porn-forlorn pug!! Yeah, I want to be a fly on the wall when you try to explain to Cox that the $9.99 porn movie on your bill wasn't ordered by you, but by your DOG!!! LOL!

N-Search of Peace! said...

I literally just fell off my chair laughing so hard!

Can't even imagine nor want to know "WHAT" Pancho has in store for you next, never mind what the conversation will go like between you and Cox!!

N-Peace

Anonymous said...

You crack me up!
Love & hugs,
Nancy

Grumperini said...

The dog made me do the macarena? Will that fly???

Cheela said...

Was it one of my pugs, Grumperini?

Jane said...

That is so funny!! I can't wait to hear what Cox has to say.

The Toenjes Family said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

OH...Pancho has gotta be the "Pug of your Heart" ! Love the humor!!! Cox could milk this story for advertising!!

Thanks for this...great way to start the day....LAUGHING!!!
Ann

Martha said...

Sheila, they say that laughter is the best medicine and you gave me a strong dose this morning! What a fun story. I'm still chuckling!

Dottie said...

GREAT story!! He looks so innocent!! Thanks for the laughs!!

Susie of Arabia said...

I can see a great TV show about Panch the Playful Porno Pug and his Playmates!